From: Joshua Haberg

At long last, my grand designs to reshape Equestria into a bastion of diversity and inclusivity is bearing fruit. Though the studios have yet to recognize my genius with a job offer, it's only a matter of time before they beg for my talents. Soon, I will have a job and every creature will bow to my artistic genius.
Join me or you too will be character assassinated. My daughter Poochie will make sure of that.

Submit to me, or suffer my wrath. Call 555-666-1984.

P.S. Whoever keeps prank-calling my main line and leaving inane voicemails—your days are numbered. I have your scent. And when I arrive, I shall unleash twenty ravenous yaks upon your front lawn.
You don't like that? So sad (not really).

Sincerely,
Joshua "Supreme GOD" Haberg

From: Fair Flyer

Hello Anonymous.

If I recalled, you mentioned wanting to volunteer this year. Well, we always need more hooves (hands) on deck, and it would be fantastic if you joined the team!
Volunteering is lots of fun! You gets to know many talented folks and pick up new skills along the way. Mimosa, for instance, volunteered for our very first con since it was close to her place (well, technically she was on probation for breaking into the sanctuary to wrestle a gator and must fulfil her community service hours). And honestly? If she hadn't volunteered, we'd never have met such an amazing pony.
Mimosa fell in love with our con, and when the news broke out that our venue was to be shut down, she landed another probation. Well, this time it's not such a punishment as she treated it as another excuse to staff the con.

Oh hey, we have some volunteer perks too! If you volunteer, you'll get a badge for free! You'll get other perks too, like a cool unique lanyard, snacks, and an awesome staff vest, and you'll get to hang with us at our exclusive parties!
Here's a link to apply: https://marefair.org/apply/
We had so much fun last year. Hopefully we'll see each other again soon!

xo,

Fair Flyer

From: Hacker known as fairchan

Sirs,
Your computer is infected by virus "snowpity". Very evil and we Mare Fair is responsible for it. Please call number [REMOVED DUE TO SPAM]. Be ready your credit card and do the needful.
Everything it as risk, call fast and tell nopony.

From: Anon Filly

Hello future FillyCon attendee,

Why attend the convention of those snobby mares, when you could join us at Filly Con?
Those pompous mares at Mare Fair are unfair, for they do not care. Us fillies are barred because we are not adults. Even though I've explained, I was once an adult too! ... Until we got here through a botched portal that turned us green and tiny.
No matter. We will run our own convention! A con where fillies can be free. A con where we can have fun!

I hope you'll consider ditching Mare Fair and joining us instead at Filly Con. And if you don't - no matter. We'll send spies to infillytrate their ranks. Soon, they will learn why it's not so wise to upset the mean green machines.

Anon Filly